Colorado, Say What? Part 1

I was standing in line with Dana, Marcus, and Saul waiting to ride "The Rocket: Re-Entry" at Lagoon when my phone buzzed about five times in a row. I thought, "shit kid, calm down!" so I pulled out my phone.

Atty (from XDCDX) had sent me five messages.

So I opened the messages and read through each one. I don't remember what it EXACTLY said, but pretty much she came up with this elaborate plan and begged me to drive with her to Colorado to pick up her Girlfriend (Tory) and bring her back along with some of her things because she's moving here.

Huh.

I got onto Re-Entry, shat large and uncomfortable bricks, got off, then text Atty back and told her of course I'd go with her. :3

So we planned on leaving Wednesday Morning (6/1) and be back Friday Morning (6/3) so I could be back to get some sleep before I had to work.

I figured I might as well go because I never really do anything on my days off and this gave me the opportunity to have bonding time with Atty because I didn't really know her plus I had never been to Colorado and I frickin' LOVE her girlfriend and I -really- wanted to meet her in person! :D

Tory and I had never really formally met in person. I think we stood next to each other at AO'09 and commented and giggled about something together but that was really it. And after that Con I met up with Atty at Koko Kitchen in Downtown and she gave me Tory's number and told me to talk to her so I did and now I love the girl to deaff.

Anyway. Atty came and picked me up around 1230 and our journey began.

Destination: Fort Collins, CO.

She had told me it was a 9 hour drive, so I was prepared.

She made me the Navigator, so I had the map. It was directions from MapQuest along with a map.

It wasn't going to take nine hours. The paper said 6 hours and 58 minutes.

*palm to face*

That was a little more durable.

So we hit the road, and we immediately began conversations.

We talked about a lot of things. Of course, it's Atty, and I know her from XDCDX, so I wasn't really quite sure what to talk about so we talked about the old XDCDX days a lot and Ali quite a bit. I told her the WHOLE WhittyxAli story, the Horrors and the Parts that are so cute you want to rip your eyeballs out.

We pretty much would swap stories. She told me about her life with Kada-- Sorry, Stacie or Stacy or however the girl spells her name, what happened back when she was with this guy Keith, and how she met Tory and the whole how AttyxTory came to be. That was a big AWE fest. XD

We talked about sex quite a bit as well. Very casually. It didn't bother me. Sex discussions don't bother me one bit. I actually like talking about sex. It tells you a lot about a person from hearing their stories and them explaining how they are in the sack, y'know? (Favorite quote from this Conversation - "I'll do you Tomorrow" XD Lol.)

Through these discussions I learned a lot of new things about Atty and my old friends, and I think she learned a lot as well.

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On the way there, we noticed a lot of the scenery. We drove passed these weird Hills that looked like a bunch of ass-cracks so we called them the Butt-Crack Hills. And immediately after we stated this, there was a sign for "Church Butte Road" and we lol'd hardcore. Of course, we read it as Church Butt, not Butte. XD

Not too long after that there was a pack of Wild Horses and Atty got soo Gay-Excited about them. Then later there was the BIGGEST Bull we have ever seen in our lives. We flipped shit about that damn Bull forever.

Throughout this drive we witnessed different weather as well. Off to the South was a wicked Lightning Storm and to the East were these really awesome looking clouds that went on forever.

I also noticed that most of Wyoming was just really green hills and small mountains off in the distance. It was very dull. There really wasn't anything amazing to see. Except these really random pink hills we saw and Atty said that we are going to live in one of the Hills with Tory and Megan Fox in Hobbit Holes. oO? XD

When we reached Evanston, WY, we saw all sorts of Fireworks advertisments. And after that, I swear every mile there was a frickin' sign for Fireworks. Don't think they like Fireworks in Wyoming, do you? XD

My favorite part of the Evanston thing was was there was a random little building off of the side of the freeway that said "FIREWORKS" really huge and to the left of the builing, and on the other side in very huge and apparent writing said "LIQUOR". I shat bricks. I remember Atty was talking about something serious and I had to interupt and point out the lol factor of that builidng. We lol'd a lot then got serious again. Go us. XD

We left Salt Lake with about half a tank, and about two and a half hours into the drive we were running low on fuel. And for about five miles straight, I swear, every Bilboard was of the Little America Hotel and how great it was. We were cracking jokes about it and being really lost about the fact that there might be a Little America Hotel in the middle of no where. But, alas, there WAS, and it was our Savior! It had a Gas Station near it with relatively cheaper gas prices. So from that day forward, Atty and I are fans of Little America. *adds on Facebook*

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Stay Tuned for "Colorado, Say What? Part 2" Coming soon!

I am tired. I will write Part 2 later. :P